Anna

"Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always..."

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:07:32 -0400

“Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I’d done
But I don’t wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn’t catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know”

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Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:08:50 -0400

Goodbye

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:22:37 -0400

Goodbye

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Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:38:46 -0400

<3

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:47:37 -0400

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Fri, 30 Mar 2012 13:20:18 -0400

You win.

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 22:37:55 -0400

You win.

Sometimes I wish I could fall asleep and never wake up.

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:37:32 -0400

Best College Essay Ever.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:16:09 -0400

3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON?

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.

- The author wrote this as his college essay when applying to NYU. He was accepted and graduated in ‘94.

Three little birds sat on my window and they told me I...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:20:01 -0400

Three little birds sat on my window and they told me I don’t need to worry.

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Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:16:07 -0400

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Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:54:46 -0400

I really don’t care what anyone says. I love Justin...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:33:00 -0400

I really don’t care what anyone says. I love Justin Bieber.

Hold on to this lullaby, even when the music’s gone.

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 07:23:39 -0400

Hold on to this lullaby, even when the music’s gone.

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Sun, 25 Mar 2012 17:45:48 -0400

What if impossible isn’t anything but impossible? You pinky swore.

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:56:38 -0400

What if impossible isn’t anything but impossible? You pinky swore.

What if it never gets better?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:55:53 -0400

What if it never gets better?

Eye turns red when smoked. Amazing.

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:16:55 -0400

A regular looking pipe

The eye turns red when you use it

Eye turns red when smoked. Amazing.

One good thing about music, when it hits - you feel no pain.

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 22:11:18 -0400

One good thing about music, when it hits - you feel no pain.

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Fri, 23 Mar 2012 21:55:31 -0400